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Level 2 Comment by Tim Kauffman on March 2, 2012 at 7:37pm

Sod Puppet

XD

I anticipate ROFLMAO with never before experienced velocity if such a thing were to be made and shown to us JQers.

Just sayin'.

Level 2 Comment by Tim Kauffman on February 23, 2012 at 10:35pm

Swords! THE WICKED KINGS pioneered the act, and all the wannabees and copycats after them simply got it all wrong.

Their onstage performances would take a "volunteer" from the audience, and then impale him with the Sword Of Fighting, leaving the sword in the fallen victim. It made for a macabre microphone stand looking affair...but the deranged audience loved it! ...and thus the Sword would stand before the roaring crowd of rabid fans, hilt outstretched before them, shining and singing like one of the Metal Godz of Heavy Metal!

Sword Of Fighting replicas quickly became a boon for local Blacksmiths among the fans.

Eventually the Sword of Fighting's ego grew too big and much too tired of such stunts and cheap attention, knowing he was being held back from his real potential and so began to hold everyone but himself in utter contempt, realizing how dependent they all made him on others. He wanted to do it his way, he wanted out...he wanted...to go solo...

(Then again, this may all just be the Swords overly active imagination caused by the unrelenting boredom from being held in the Temple Of All Dooms for all those years). :)

"...is that lavender I smell?"

Comment by Gordon Duke on February 23, 2012 at 1:12pm

Swords in a rock band?  I assume they would have Axes <ducks>

Level 2 Comment by Tim Kauffman on February 23, 2012 at 1:02pm

...Godz and Heroes...what if the Sword of Fighting is musically talented as well?

What if the Sword of Fighting was actually the Lead Singer for THE WICKED KINGS!

That's why they want it back so badly.

Comment by Gordon Duke on February 23, 2012 at 10:36am

Have you heard the latest proclamation from the Wicked Kings?

It’s pretty harsh; Death to the Yellow Robe, but I just can’t help but dance to the beat.

Comment by Colin Reynolds on February 23, 2012 at 10:19am

@Tim I'm very much looking forward to what she has to say (whatever it is!) :D

Level 2 Comment by Tim Kauffman on February 23, 2012 at 6:51am

@Colin Reynolds...Wren may have something to say about that. :D

Comment by Nick on February 23, 2012 at 5:24am

Sweet!  I can't wait for the first ep to air!

Comment by Leslie Sedlak on February 23, 2012 at 4:25am

Lol! *Liking*

Comment by Colin Reynolds on February 23, 2012 at 4:23am

So, this is the mouthpiece... up next: who's playing the codpiece.

@Tim Kauffman never forget that "b'ards" is an abbreviation ;)

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