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 I love this so much, it's now officially canon. Sagan and Herr Doktor were mortal enemies."

""--strong fifth element: Boron!" exclaims the gentleman in the orange bathrobe, wielding a knockoff lightsaber. "Yep, that's how the scene goes!" Brian scrawls his name in silver ink across the cover of the DVD. "Thanks…"

"The sun rides high in the sky. The slightest of breezes sends a rustling through the trees. He raises his head and scents the air. Red Bird. Ground Thing. Black Beast. Any other day he would charge into the forest in pursuit of these foods,…"

"Sadly, the AskThrax pages have fallen victim to 10+ years of upgrades and server switches. They currently exist only as database backups on my home server. However, there are rumblings of new Demon Hunters projects on the horizon, so it's not…"

"Yup, and I've always said, if there's one thing this world needs, it's Christian Doyle/Christian Doyle slash fiction."

"All of the Dead Gentlemen productions to date have taken place in the Hopjockey multiverse. Hopjockeys is an unproduced series created by Matt Vancil, following a group of transdimensional explorers capable of freely traversing the boundaries of…"

"I've probably done more work in the Demon Hunters universe than anyone outside of Vancil, and I've never actually thought about this question before. I guess it comes down the the characters. Like you said, the situations they're in -…"